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So You Think You Know Flop Sweat

November 21st, 2009 · 3 Comments · Canada Humor, Construction Humor, Economic Humor, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking

It’s a terror nearly as elemental as the fear of dying. It can bring strong men to their knees and turn the smartest of women into incoherent babblers. Maybe you already know where I’m headed. It’s public speaking and there’s nothing else quite like its scary prospect. Many people would rather go through a spinal [...]

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What’s Happened to Jokes Isn’t Funny

August 25th, 2008 · No Comments · Celebrities, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking

A good joke is a thing of beauty. Furthermore, shorter is often better than longer. For example, did you hear about the couple who met while bungee jumping? They got married on the rebound. Yes? No? Maybe?

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Ode to an Audience (Part 3 of 3)

August 7th, 2008 · No Comments · Economic Humor, Economics, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking

So far, I’ve spent time with the police, then time with the emergency task force and now I can’t find anybody to listen to what I have to say. Picking up from where I left off yesterday:

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Ode to an Audience (Part 2 of 3)

August 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Drama, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking

This story picks up from yesterday when I started to describe one particularly strange day I had last fall while scheduled to make a public presentation. At this point, I’ve just said my good-byes to the police.

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Ode to an Audience (Part 1 of 3)

August 5th, 2008 · No Comments · Canada Humor, Economics, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking

I do a lot of public speaking and let me tell you how much I appreciate having an audience. All of what I’m about to tell you really happened.

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Bathroom Humour

April 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Children and Pets, Construction Humor, Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking

There is bathroom humour and then there is “in the bathroom” humour, which may be a form of advertising.
 
I have been accused, on occasion, of using bathroom humour in my speeches and written material. This mystified me until I realized that there had been a misunderstanding.
 

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The Curious Meanings of Some Canadian Place Names

March 12th, 2008 · No Comments · Canada Humor, Economic Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Public Speaking

When I started out in this business, back in the 1970s, I would often leave Toronto and travel to the “hinterland” to make economic presentations before somewhat skeptical audiences. Many times, I was told the old joke, what’s the definition of an expert? An expert is some son-of-a-gun from Toronto with slides. I’ve cleaned up [...]

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