It’s a terror nearly as elemental as the fear of dying. It can bring strong men to their knees and turn the smartest of women into incoherent babblers. Maybe you already know where I’m headed. It’s public speaking and there’s nothing else quite like its scary prospect. Many people would rather go through a spinal [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Public Speaking'
So You Think You Know Flop Sweat
November 21st, 2009 · 3 Comments · Canada Humor, Construction Humor, Economic Humor, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking
Tags:coping mechanisms·fear of public speaking·flop sweats·funny panic attack stories·funny public speaking stories·life flashing before your eyes·putting things in perspective·spinal tap
What’s Happened to Jokes Isn’t Funny
August 25th, 2008 · No Comments · Celebrities, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking
A good joke is a thing of beauty. Furthermore, shorter is often better than longer. For example, did you hear about the couple who met while bungee jumping? They got married on the rebound. Yes? No? Maybe?
Tags:Adam Smith·comedy·funny·humor·Jerry Seinfeld·joke·Martin Lawrence·politically incorrect·Ray Romano·situation comedies·Wealth of Nations
Ode to an Audience (Part 3 of 3)
August 7th, 2008 · No Comments · Economic Humor, Economics, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking
So far, I’ve spent time with the police, then time with the emergency task force and now I can’t find anybody to listen to what I have to say. Picking up from where I left off yesterday:
Tags:comedy·emergency task force·funny·humor·score card·thunderous applause·trade show
Ode to an Audience (Part 2 of 3)
August 6th, 2008 · No Comments · Drama, Economic Humor, Economics, Entertainment, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking
This story picks up from yesterday when I started to describe one particularly strange day I had last fall while scheduled to make a public presentation. At this point, I’ve just said my good-byes to the police.
Tags:CNE·comedy·Direct Energy Centre·funny·humor·public presentation·speakers' room·stress level
Ode to an Audience (Part 1 of 3)
August 5th, 2008 · No Comments · Canada Humor, Economics, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking
I do a lot of public speaking and let me tell you how much I appreciate having an audience. All of what I’m about to tell you really happened.
Tags:busted by the police·comedy·funny·humor·interior design show·Public Speaking·trade show·wrong gig
Bathroom Humour
April 14th, 2008 · No Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Children and Pets, Construction Humor, Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Public Speaking
There is bathroom humour and then there is “in the bathroom” humour, which may be a form of advertising.
I have been accused, on occasion, of using bathroom humour in my speeches and written material. This mystified me until I realized that there had been a misunderstanding.
Tags:building product manufacturers·comedy·eco-friendly·funny·human folly·humor·killer whale·rubber ducky
The Curious Meanings of Some Canadian Place Names
March 12th, 2008 · No Comments · Canada Humor, Economic Humor, General Humor, Jokes, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Public Speaking
When I started out in this business, back in the 1970s, I would often leave Toronto and travel to the “hinterland” to make economic presentations before somewhat skeptical audiences. Many times, I was told the old joke, what’s the definition of an expert? An expert is some son-of-a-gun from Toronto with slides. I’ve cleaned up [...]
Tags:Canada·centre of the universe·comedy·Don Valley Parkway·Edmonton·funny·hand in your pocket·humor·Ottawa·Toronto·Vancouver

