Prologue: 1987 “What’s $100,000?” she asked flippantly. “It’s $95,000 more than I’ve got,” was his answer. She was starting to drive him crazy. She had two pre-occupations, money and her research. On neither score, was she in any way practical. They’d been living together in a basement apartment for seven months while attending Queen’s University [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Science Fiction'
The Whipper Snapper Side-Swipe Caper
February 25th, 2012 · 1 Comment · Canada Humor, Corruption, Cute, Economic Humor, Fairy Tale, Fantasy, Farce, Funny Corruption, Funny Larceny, Funny Scandal, Funny Science Fiction, General Humor, Geopolitics, History, Human Nature, Irony, Literary, Love, Macabre, Nostalgia, Not As It Seems, Oddball, Offbeat, Parable, Political Humor, Politicians, Romance, Romp, Satire, Scandal, Science Fiction, Screwball, Surprise Twists, Time Travel, Twisted, Whimsy, Zany
Tags:Fantasy·funny aging story·funny Alamo story·funny corruption story·funny Custer's last stand story·funny elderly story·funny political intrigue·funny politics story·funny revenge story·funny romance story·funny seniors story·funny time travel story·Hindenburg·love story for the ages·pay-back story·teaching the young a lesson·Titanic
“Two Scoops” Is Just Right – Now Available!
February 19th, 2012 · No Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cottage Life, Cute, Economic Humor, Family Humor, Fantasy, Funny Dog Stories, Funny Family, Funny Irony, Funny Rant, Funny Workplace, General Humor, General Interest, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Irony, Jokes, Lifestyle, Love, Mystery, Nostalgia, Not As It Seems, Oddball, Offbeat, Paranormal, Religious allegory, Romance, School Days, Science Fiction, Screwball, Slice of Life, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Time Travel, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
A collection of some of the stories appearing on this blog site. Mr. Carrick’s entertaining books are perfect for when you want to relax. They are also spot-on gifts for almost any occasion. To order “Two Scoops” Is Just Right for Kindle from Amazon, please click here. “Three Scoops” Is A Blast! can be obtained by pressing here. “Four Scoops” [...]
Tags:comedy·funny family stories·funny irony stories·funny relationships·funny short stories·humour·irony·laughter·Lifestyle·surprise endings·surprise twists·thought-provoking
The Grief Machine
November 12th, 2011 · 3 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Children and Pets, Clash of the Sexes, Cop Humor, Cute, Fairy Tale, Family Humor, Fantasy, Feel Good, Funny Dog Stories, Funny Family, Funny Science Fiction, Funny Technology, Funny Workplace, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Imagery, Irony, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Parable, Religious allegory, Romance, Sardonic, Satire, Science Fiction, Screwball, Seduction, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty, Workplace, Zany
XaniaXYM-529’s attention was glued to one of thousands of monitors hooked up to the enormous rumbling machine that was focused on the planet a considerable distance away. He was luxuriating onboard his species’ most modern space station. From earth, the craft was hidden in the flotsam that made up Saturn’s ring. The giant device at [...]
Tags:bizarre·causing grief·comedy·funny alien romance story·funny aliens story·Funny Dog Stories·funny fantasy·funny grief story·funny irony stories·funny payback story·funny romance story·funny science fiction·funny workplace story·humor·origin of are we there yet?·Science Fiction·that explains it
The Monkey, the Croc and the T-Rex
November 1st, 2011 · 5 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, Anthropomorphic, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Cute, Economic Humor, Fairy Tale, Fantasy, Funny Parable, Funny Rant, Funny Technology, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Parable, Political Humor, Puns, Rant, Sardonic, Satire, Science Fiction, Screwball, Slice of Life, Storytelling, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
“Dinosaur Spots Comet in Sky.” “That’s the headline I’m going with,” said Dilly the crocodile to Tony the T-Rex, as they faced each other across the entranceway to the latter’s luxurious cave. It was the most modern of eras in an alternative universe containing the 88th iteration of “standard” earth where the animals had evolved [...]
Tags:anachronism·business of publishing·comedy·comet destroys dinosaurs·e-book publishing·funny·funny digital publishing story·funny dinosaur story·funny gatekeeper story·funny parable·funny publishing story·funny redundant story·funny T-Rex story·gatekeepers·humor·out-of-place·printing·publishing·T-Rex
The Melancholy Fog Harvester
April 30th, 2011 · 5 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, Art History, Canada Humor, Career Choices, Charming, Clash of the Sexes, Cute, Dreams, Drugs, Fairy Tale, Fantasy, Feel Good, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Lyrical, Magic Realism, Mood, Not As It Seems, Oddball, Parable, Poetry, Prose Poetry, Puns, Romance, Science Fiction, Storytelling, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Uplifting, Whimsy, Witty
It was late of an evening and I’d run out of milk and snacks. Besides, I wanted some fresh air. That’s how it came about I was on my way to the local Daisy Mart before it closed at ten p.m. You don’t get fog in the city much anymore. Too much traffic. There’s an [...]
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Undeterred She Forged Ahead
April 9th, 2011 · 2 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Clash of the Sexes, Crossed Wires, Cute, Economic Humor, Fairy Tale, Family, Family Humor, Fantasy, Funny Horror, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Outrageous, Parable, Puns, Romance, Sardonic, Satire, Science Fiction, Sexual Innuendo, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, U.S. Social Commentary, Whimsy, Witty
Time: the present. Location: the upstairs master bedroom of a fabulous mansion on Long Island’s Gold Coast. Greta, the maid, knocked on the open door to give advance warning and walked thirty feet to the nightstand. She deposited the breakfast tray and acknowledged with a slight bow the thank you from the Mrs. on the [...]
Tags:comedy·Fantasy·funny·funny aging story·funny economic adviser story·funny evil story·funny plastic surgery story·funny relationship story·funny sculpting story·funny supernatural story·funny TV interview·humor·supernatural·whimsy
Two Men Who Thought They Knew People
February 27th, 2011 · No Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, Canada Humor, Cop Humor, Crossed Wires, Economic Humor, Funny Parable, General Humor, General Interest, Geopolitics, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Monster, Not As It Seems, Opinion Piece, Parable, Political Humor, Politicians, Satire, Science Fiction, Slice of Life, Storytelling, Surprise Twists, Technology Advances, Whimsy
The lives of two not-so-different men lay in ruins a week after the affair headlined in the media as either the Peoples’ Rally in the Clouds or Civil Unrest in Make-believe Square. Of course that wasn’t the official name. The event was first advertised under the title, World-wide Freedom Day. Preston Fleshman and Stephan Bossberg [...]
Tags:cloud technology·comedy·despots·Facebook·funny·funny despot story·funny garbage men story·funny parables·funny protest movement·funny riot police story·geopolitics·humor·protest movement gone wrong·sartorial splendor·Twitter
Saved by a Hare’s Breath
February 4th, 2011 · No Comments · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Crossed Wires, Entertainment, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Puns, Satire, Science Fiction, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, U.S. Social Commentary
“Start with a ‘hook’. It can be an exceptional title. Or a nifty idea. Even a joke, as long as it’s original. That’s where I begin. Then embellish it. Work backwards if you have to. And always, always, keep in mind the primary question – will this keep a reader interested?” That was the [...]
Tags:comedy·funny·funny airport story·funny bartender story·funny guru story·funny science fiction story·funny short story·funny stalking story·humor·Lifestyle·self-help lectures·short story writing
Godzilla’s in the House
October 1st, 2010 · 4 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Construction Humor, Cute, Entertainment, Family Humor, Fantasy, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Lyrical, Outrageous, Poem, Poetry, Prose Poetry, Puns, Satire, Science Fiction, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty
Twitter has a quaint tradition known as Follow Friday. This is the commendable practice, carried out during the last workday of each week, of recommending fellow tweeters for following. The means is to list names (the @ avatars) along with an accompanying hashtag description (#fridayfollow). The problem is that a mere listing of names quickly turns bland. In fairly short order, it [...]
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Proper Young Ladies Should Never…
July 14th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Afterlife, Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Clash of the Sexes, Coming of Age, Crossed Wires, Cute, Entertainment, Fairy Tale, Family Humor, Fantasy, Funny Horror, General Humor, General Interest, Horror, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Monster, Movies, Not As It Seems, Puns, Romance, Satire, Science Fiction, Sexual Innuendo, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy, Witty
The following are a dozen good reasons a proper young lady should never date a vampire. (1) There’s not much point to installing a mirror over your bed. (2) Your blood pudding will never measure up to his mother’s. (3) When you tell your BFFs about his mother, they’re disappointed you think she’s an old [...]
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