Herb Green was frustrated beyond containment. His toxic mood might not have been impossible to deal with except that he had newly acquired a truly foul vocabulary. He started swearing like Regan in The Exorcist. Furthermore, he lacked the originality to be entertaining in his gross verbiage. No, he was disgusting to listen to. His [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Green Environment'
Herb Green Discusses his Finances in Four-letter Words
January 9th, 2010 · 5 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Canada Humor, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Green Environment, Jokes, Lifestyle, Romance, Satire
Tags:comedy·Dirty 30s·four-letter word stories·funny family bet stories·funny pickle butt stories·funny poetry·funny quest stories·funny swearing stories·Great Depression·Great Recession·humor·The Exorcist
The Red-Suit Mistletoe Initiative
November 29th, 2009 · 14 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Children and Pets, Christmas, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Green Environment, History, Jokes, Lifestyle, Satire
Little Jimmy Flotsam, aged 10 and living in Tampa, had never known Christmas. The current year was 2025 and in 2015 Santa Claus and his wife had wrapped things up at the North Pole and skipped town, so to speak. In a sadly mimicking blow, Jimmy’s father abandoned his family when his only child was [...]
Tags:carbon tax·comic book store·endowment fund·funny Christmas stories·funny perfect storm stories·funny Santa Claus stories·humor·Kris Kringle·laughter·public relations nightmare·snowbirds·stealth technology·steeplejack·U.S. Treasuries
Shortage of Bullets in the U.S. goes Critical
July 24th, 2009 · No Comments · General Humor, General Interest, Green Environment, Jokes, Lifestyle, Opinion Piece, Political Humor, Politicians, U.S. Social Commentary
I was driving in my car the other day when a news item came over the radio that made me really pause and think. Apparently there has been such a shopping spree for guns in the United States that there is now, not just a shortage of ammunition, but a “critical” shortage. That’s how the [...]
Tags:Air Force One·Chrysler·comedy·drug cartels·Ford·funny·General Motors·health care reform·humor·Mafia·President Obama·Surgeon General·Tony Soprano
Bad Boy Carbon Needs a Psych Work-up
May 25th, 2009 · No Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Economic Humor, General Humor, Green Environment, Jokes, Lifestyle
Who are you, carbon, that everybody is chasing you? Why do they want to capture and store you? What have you done to deserve such approbation and disapproval? Don’t you have rights too? How did things come to this sorry pass?
You are such a renegade. I’m sure there is a background story. There always [...]
Tags:bad crowd·caffeine·capture and store·carbon-based beings·comedy·computer dating·funny·global warming·humor·kryptonite·nicotine·periodic table·psychological profile·tailgate party
The Dawning of a Bright New Day in Garbage Collection
June 16th, 2008 · No Comments · Canada Humor, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Green Environment, Jokes, Lifestyle, Political Humor, Politicians
The day I have been dreading has finally arrived. Yesterday, a flyer arrived in the mail from the City of Toronto requiring the Carrick family to decide about our future garbage handling requirements. Specifically, we have to choose the size of bins we will need and the resulting extra charge this will entail.
Tags:Barrie·blue bins·City of Toronto·comedy·David Suzuki·dumpsters·funny·garbage collection·green bins·grey bins·Hudson's Bay·humor·London·Michigan·Orillia·recycling·Winnipeg

