Regal and relaxed; five foot six or so; in her early twenties; hair in a pixie cut; flawless light brown skin. Those were some of the phrases that came to Sylvia’s mind as the young woman floated into her store. Sylvia was alerted by the sound of a bell set off by the opening wooden screen [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Ghost Story'
The Seductive Charm of a Tentative Touch
March 17th, 2012 · 1 Comment · Afterlife, Clash of the Sexes, Disturbing, Dreams, Drugs, Fairy Tale, Family, Family Tragedy, Fantasy, Ghost Story, Horror, Human Nature, Imagery, Literary, Love, Love Triangle, Lyrical, Macabre, Magic Realism, Monster, Mood, Murder, Murder Mystery, Mystery, Not As It Seems, Offbeat, Paranormal, Romance, Scary, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted
Tags:afterlife story·dream story·drugs story·folklore·ghost story·horror story·Human Nature·legend·love story·love triangle story·lyrical·macabre story·mood piece·murder mystery·mystery·northern Ontario story·paranormal story·quirky ghost story·quirky murder mystery·road story·Romance·scary·spirit story·supernatural·surprising twists
The Priestess and Her Strobe Light Burden
January 28th, 2012 · No Comments · Afterlife, Allegory or Fairy Tale, Cop Humor, Disturbing, Fairy Tale, Family, Family Humor, Family Tragedy, Fantasy, Ghost Story, Horror, Human Nature, Imagery, Lifestyle, Lyrical, Macabre, Magic Realism, Medieval, Monster, Murder, Mystery, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Prose Poetry, Religion, Retribution, Revenge, Sardonic, Scary, Screwball, Sorcery, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Witchcraft
With the exception of a section towards the end of this story, all of the events recorded below occurred in one special year. The season and the locales are noted in italics. ** Early spring, Barrie, Ontario, Canada: The first officer on the scene struggled to come up with a reaction. He thought it wasn’t [...]
Tags:bad driving·Barrie·bizarre·car accidents·Collingwood·driving in snow·family tragedy·ghost story·mayhem·Middle Ages·murder·mystery·poetic·prose poetry·retribution·revenge·road rage·sorcery·supernatural·Toronto driving·Toronto traffic·tragedy·withcraft
In Memoriam, Life Magnifico
January 8th, 2011 · 4 Comments · Afterlife, Canada Humor, Charming, Children and Pets, Christmas, Coming of Age, Family, Family Humor, Family Tragedy, Feel Good, Funny Family, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Lyrical, Mood, Nostalgia, Oddball, Offbeat, Puns, Serious, Slice of Life, Supernatural, Uplifting, Whimsy
Paul didn’t care that some people might find it maudlin. Perhaps even in questionable taste. It had long given him comfort. And now he was sharing it with his children. It was their annual day to visit the cemeteries – two in fact. One on the outer fringe of the mega city, that Paul liked [...]
Tags:afterlife·cemetery humor·cheap date·comedy·Eulogy·Family Humor·family nostalgia·family oddball story·family offbeat story·fatherly talks·funny·generations·heartwarming·humor·life lessons·mausoleums·nostalgia·religion·religious teachings·touching family story·tug on the heartstrings·whimsy
At the Intersection of Silly and Sublime
June 2nd, 2010 · 5 Comments · American Humor, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Charming, Construction Humor, Cute, Economic Humor, Family, Family Humor, Funny Rant, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Monster, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Political Humor, Politicians, Puns, Rant, Sardonic, Satire, Screwball, Silly, Supernatural, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
Here are sixteen new highly-sophisticated road jokes. (1) Why did all the world’s politicians cross the road? The bridge? The highway? To take credit for the infrastructure work. (2) Why did Jack Bauer cross the road? He finished torturing all the terrorists on this side. (3) Why did Gregory House cross the road? To avoid walking under a ladder, [...]
Tags:comedy·Conan O'Brien·cross the road jokes·funny·funny birther story·funny Donald Trump·funny economist story·funny political jokes·funny politics·funny Sarah Palin·funny social commentary·funny Tea Party story·ghost whisperer·Glee·Gregory House·humor·Jack Bauer·Jay Leno·Lost·smoke monster·Spartacus·Sue Sylvester
The Mechanized Sorting Day of the Dead
December 27th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Charming, Christmas, Cottage Life, Entertainment, Family Humor, Fantasy, Funny Horror, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Literary, Magic Realism, Mood, Music, New Year's Eve, Offbeat, Paranormal, Song Lyrics, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Sweet, Theology, Uplifting, Whimsy
Now that he was dead, Norman Watts was in possession of certain information that someone in the living world would have given an arm and a leg to discover. Forget Halloween or Dia de los Muertos or any of those other days of the year when the departed are supposed to be revered. They might have been [...]
Tags:Auld Lange Syne·comedy·Dia de los Muertos·feeling down story·funny·funny afterlife story·funny career story·funny Elvis impersonator story·funny Elvis story·funny final judgment story·funny heaven or hell story·funny New Year's Eve story·funny paranormal story·Great Lakes·humor·struggling with the loss of a loved one story·whimsy
Giving a Finger to the Moon
November 6th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Afterlife, Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Cute, Dreams, Entertainment, Family Humor, Fantasy, Funny Horror, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, Horror, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Lyrical, Medical Humor, Movies, Music, Musical Humor, Puns, Science Fiction, Song Lyrics, Supernatural, Theology, Twisted, Whimsy
Frank had learned how to control his dreams. He’d never experienced nightmares before. That’s why the past several months were so disturbing for him. His power over dreams first came when he was a little boy. He saw a magazine photo of Michelangelo’s famous scene on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Rome’s Vatican. [...]
Tags:Adam·daydreaming·funny·funny dream story·funny nightmare story·funny vampire stories·funny zombie stories·Genesis·humor·insomnia·laughter·Michael Jackson·Michelangelo·moonwalk·Sistine Chapel·Thriller·undead·Vatican·zombies
Real Estate Purgatory
October 5th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Afterlife, Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, Amusing, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Clash of the Sexes, Entertainment, Family Humor, Family Tragedy, Farce, Funny Horror, Funny Murder, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, Halloween, Horror, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Love Triangle, Macabre, Murder, Offbeat, Romance, Sexual Innuendo, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Twisted, Whimsy
My family – wife and two daughters – had already re-located to Calgary. My job in the energy sector was taking me to where the action is, Alberta’s oil patch. I was staying behind temporarily to spend time with our real estate agent, trying to sell our townhome. It was mid-fall and we’d been conducting an [...]
Tags:funny ghost story·funny halloween story·funny love triangle story·funny murder story·funny real estate story·funny scary afterlife story·funny scary paranormal story·funny scary story·funny seduction story·funny trick or treating story·real estate deal gone bad story·scary love triangle story·scary seduction story·sexual hijinks story·worst nightmare story
A Year in Residence at Canada’s Most Exclusive School
May 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Academics, American Humor, Architecture, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Coming of Age, Funny Sports, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, History, Human Nature, Lifestyle, Literary, Nostalgia, Not As It Seems, Opinion Piece, School Days, Slice of Life, University
I have decided to write about the year I lived in residence in Massey College at the University of Toronto because I have a bad feeling about post-war “baby boomers”. Having had some experience with human nature, and aging parents, I know the boomer generation is likely to become quite nostalgic as the years plod on. [...]
Tags:funny academic story·funny coming of age story·funny croquet story·funny life changing story·funny literary reading story·funny Massey College story·funny nostalgia story·funny residence story·funny school days story·funny student story·funny university story·Gaudy Night·Godfather·John Wyndham·Massey College·Michael Corleone·nostalgia·Raymond Massey·reunions·Robertson Davies·Ron Thom·Vincent Massey


