Now that he was dead, Norman Watts was in possession of certain information that someone in the living world would have given an arm and a leg to discover. Forget Halloween or Dia de los Muertos or any of those other days of the year when the departed are supposed to be revered. They might have been [...]
Entries Tagged as 'Christmas'
The Mechanized Sorting Day of the Dead
December 27th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Christmas, Cottage Life, Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, Jokes, Lifestyle, Music, New Year's Eve, Song Lyrics, Theology
Tags:Auld Lange Syne·comedy·Dia de los Muertos·funny·funny Elvis impersonator stories·funny New Year's Eve stories·Great Lakes·humor
The Freeze Dried Monster on the Skyway
December 12th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Architecture, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Christmas, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Monster, Political Humor, Satire, Science Fiction, Technology Advances
Gerry Westerfield was the kind of 25- to 30-year-old who disappeared into the background. He grew his mat-black hair long, cultivated a beard and was perpetually attired in denim. He’d studied computer science at Sir Wilfred Laurier University but hadn’t quite earned his degree. Just the same, there was no question that he was a [...]
Tags:12 Days of Christmas·Afghanistan·Air Canada Centre·Burlington Skyway·comedy·Festival of Lights·funny computer stories·funny cyberspace stories·funny hacking stories·funny monster stories·funny school concert stories·Hercules transport plane·humor·Niagara Falls·Osama Bin Laden·Queen Elizabeth Way·Silent Night·tongue stuck to pole
The Red-Suit Mistletoe Initiative
November 29th, 2009 · 14 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Children and Pets, Christmas, Economic Humor, Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Green Environment, History, Jokes, Lifestyle, Satire
Little Jimmy Flotsam, aged 10 and living in Tampa, had never known Christmas. The current year was 2025 and in 2015 Santa Claus and his wife had wrapped things up at the North Pole and skipped town, so to speak. In a sadly mimicking blow, Jimmy’s father abandoned his family when his only child was [...]
Tags:carbon tax·comic book store·endowment fund·funny Christmas stories·funny perfect storm stories·funny Santa Claus stories·humor·Kris Kringle·laughter·public relations nightmare·snowbirds·stealth technology·steeplejack·U.S. Treasuries

