The following are a dozen good reasons a proper young lady should never date a vampire.
(1) There’s not much point to installing a mirror over your bed.
(2) Your blood pudding will never measure up to his mother’s.
(3) When you tell your BFFs about his mother, they’re disappointed you think she’s an old bat.
(4) Getting him [...]
Proper Young Ladies Should Never…
July 14th, 2010 · 6 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Monster, Movies, Not As It Seems, Puns, Romance, Satire, Science Fiction, Sexual Innuendo, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, human nature
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Giving a Finger to the Moon
November 6th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Art History, Celebrities, Entertainment, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, Jokes, Lifestyle, Medical Humor, Movies, Music, Puns, Song Lyrics, Theology
Frank had learned how to control his dreams. He had never experienced nightmares before. That’s why the past several months were so disturbing for him.
His power over dreams had first come when he was a little boy. He’d seen a magazine photo of Michelangelo’s famous scene on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in [...]
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