A collection of some of the stories appearing on this blog site. Mr. Carrick’s entertaining books are perfect for when you want to relax. They are also spot-on gifts for almost any occasion. To order “Two Scoops” Is Just Right for Kindle from Amazon, please click here. “Three Scoops” Is A Blast! can be obtained by pressing here. “Four Scoops” [...]
“Two Scoops” Is Just Right – Now Available!
February 19th, 2012 · No Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Cottage Life, Cute, Economic Humor, Family Humor, Fantasy, Funny Dog Stories, Funny Family, Funny Irony, Funny Rant, Funny Workplace, General Humor, General Interest, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Irony, Jokes, Lifestyle, Love, Mystery, Nostalgia, Not As It Seems, Oddball, Offbeat, Paranormal, Religious allegory, Romance, School Days, Science Fiction, Screwball, Slice of Life, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Time Travel, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
Tags:comedy·funny family stories·funny irony stories·funny relationships·funny short stories·humour·irony·laughter·Lifestyle·surprise endings·surprise twists·thought-provoking
Witness to a Backyard Execution
November 14th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, Art History, Canada Humor, Clash of the Sexes, Coming of Age, Crossed Wires, Family Humor, Family Tragedy, General Humor, General Interest, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Romance, Satire, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists
We were all in the backyard to witness an execution – my grandmother, parents, sister and brother. Standing around the fire pit, nana lit the kindling. Then she placed the painting on the pyre. Almost immediately, the canvas was consumed by flames. The more substantial frame took longer. It was a sad moment for all [...]
Tags:comedy·coyote moon·funny Canadian art stories·funny coming of age story·funny grandma stories·funny grandpa stories·funny life lesson·humor·Jean McEwen·Jean Paul Lemieux·laughter·steam locomotive·things not as they seem stories·William Goodridge Roberts·William Ronald
Giving a Finger to the Moon
November 6th, 2009 · 7 Comments · Afterlife, Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Cute, Dreams, Entertainment, Family Humor, Fantasy, Funny Horror, General Humor, General Interest, Ghost Story, Horror, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Lyrical, Medical Humor, Movies, Music, Musical Humor, Puns, Science Fiction, Song Lyrics, Supernatural, Theology, Twisted, Whimsy
Frank had learned how to control his dreams. He’d never experienced nightmares before. That’s why the past several months were so disturbing for him. His power over dreams first came when he was a little boy. He saw a magazine photo of Michelangelo’s famous scene on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Rome’s Vatican. [...]
Tags:Adam·daydreaming·funny·funny dream story·funny nightmare story·funny vampire stories·funny zombie stories·Genesis·humor·insomnia·laughter·Michael Jackson·Michelangelo·moonwalk·Sistine Chapel·Thriller·undead·Vatican·zombies
The Devil Pulls a Fast One
October 31st, 2009 · 5 Comments · Afterlife, Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Celebrities, Charming, Cute, Difficult Decisions, Fairy Tale, Family, Family Humor, Feel Good, Funny Family, Funny Horror, Hard Life Choices, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Not As It Seems, Oddball, Offbeat, Parable, Religion, Religious allegory, Screwball, Slice of Life, Supernatural, Surprise Twists, Theology, Twisted, Uplifting, Whimsy, Zany
The devil and God were having lunch at the Zeus and Apollo restaurant on The Danforth in Toronto. The devil was partial to Greek food and, while God preferred Middle Eastern fare, He was content to let the devil have his way. The two didn’t like each other much. But God didn’t see how [...]
Tags:allegorical humor·Beelzebub·difficult life choices·funny·funny heartwarming story·funny religious story·good versus evil humor·laughter·living a good life·making the right choice story·Old Nick·ouzo·pita and hummus·pitting God versus the devil·religious allegory·saganaki·tipping point·touching·unintended consequences
No Problem, Excuse Me and the Limits of Civility
September 18th, 2009 · No Comments · Canada Humor, Celebrities, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Movies, Opinion Piece, Political Humor, Politicians, Sports and Recreation, U.S. Social Commentary
A spate of public rudeness lately has raised the question of how society has come to this sorry pass. Kanye West in the world of hip hop, Serena Williams in tennis and Joe Wilson in Washington’s political hot house all stepped over the traditional bounds of civility in the past week. What are the trends that [...]
Tags:funny celebrity stories·funny political stories·funny sports stories·humor·Joe Wilson·Kanye West·laughter·rudeness·Serena Williams
My Wife and I Argue over our New i-Phone
September 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment · American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Clash of the Sexes, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Famous Actors, Feel Good, Funny Dialogue Story, Funny Family, Funny Husband & Wife Story, Funny Husband and Wife Banter, Funny Rant, Funny Technology, General Humor, General Interest, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Movies, Oddball, Offbeat, Outrageous, Romance, Satire, Screwball, Slice of Life, Surprise Twists, Technology Advances, Uplifting, Whimsy, Witty
At the end of the day, Donna and I lie in bed and send messages out over Twitter by way of our new i-phone. The following is one of our typical conversations. ME: Ho het yourwelf a hoof bool to reaf? That’s not what I typed. DONNA: What did you mean to say? [...]
Tags:African Queen·charming·feel good family story·funny dialogue story·funny family arguments·funny family stories·funny husband and wife banter story·funny husband wife banter·funny i-phone stories·funny lifestyle story·funny married couple story·funny quarrel·funny relationships story·funny technology stories·funny Twitter stories·humor·Humphrey Bogart·Katharine Hepburn·laughter
Disney Goes After a Bigger Fish than Marvel
September 2nd, 2009 · No Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, American Humor, British Comedy, British Humour, Canada Humor, Corporate Takeover, Cute, Economic Humor, Family Humor, Famous Actors, Farce, Funny Workplace, Jokes, Lifestyle, Movies, Offbeat, Outrageous, Satire, Screwball, Silly, Whimsy, Zany
After recently acquiring Marvel Comics, Disney Corporation is apparently now going after an even bigger corporate prize, Hell Inc. In a surprise move, it has been learned that the devil is interested in selling his interest in the underworld and moving to Palm Springs. There’s something about the climate there that appeals to him. [...]
Tags:funny business story·funny comic book characters·funny corporate takeover story·funny Disney story·funny financial market story·funny financial takeover story·funny heaven and hell story·funny Jiminy Cricket story·funny Marvel Comics story·funny Pearly Gates story·funny satire·funny workplace story·Gabriel·Hades·Hellboy·High School Musical·humor·Incredible Hulk·laughter·Marvel Comics
Catching Up on the Not So Local News
August 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Allegory or Fairy Tale, Canada Humor, Children and Pets, Family Humor, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns, Romance, Sexual Innuendo
North of the city, this past weekend, I eaves-dropped on the following conversation in a local diner. MAN: Do ya suppose it’s okay to bury Barry in Barrie? WOMAN: He wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. MAN: Bad how he bought it, though.
Tags:Canadian place names·funny Canada stories·funny family stories·humor·laughter·Puns
Twitter Bits (1)
August 14th, 2009 · No Comments · Children and Pets, Family Humor, Funny Dog Stories, General Humor, General Interest, Jokes, Lifestyle, Puns
You have to like Twitter. It yields access to large numbers of people that one could not otherwise reach. Through “following” and “followers”, direct messages and other commands it is a far more powerful tool than its simplistic design suggests. However, its drawbacks are obvious. First is the brevity with which one’s message appears on [...]
Tags:Hilary Clinton·humor·Jokes·Kim Jong Il·laughter·NRA·Puns·ridiculous stories·Twitter·URLs
Every Family Lives by Its Sayings
August 12th, 2009 · No Comments · American Humor, British Humour, Canada Humor, Charming, Children and Pets, Coming of Age, Cute, Family, Family Humor, Feel Good, Funny Family, Funny Parable, General Humor, General Interest, Heartwarming, Human Nature, Jokes, Lifestyle, Nostalgia, Oddball, Offbeat, Puns, Screwball, Slice of Life, Sweet, Uplifting, Whimsy, Witty, Zany
“When one scoop of ice cream is too much, two scoops can sometimes be just right.” That was something my wife, Donna, said one summer evening – perhaps unwittingly, we’ve never been quite sure – when the family walked to the local ice cream parlour for a cool treat. Then she demonstrated her belief in this [...]
Tags:charming·comedy·crazy sayings·cute·Family Humor·funny·funny family bonding story·funny family story·funny feel good story·funny nostalgia story·funny parables·funny phrases·funny sayings·Greensleeves·heartwarming family story·humor·ice cream·Irish poetry·laughter·oddball·offbeat·relationships·Shakespeare·things that bring us together


